New Jersey State Fair

This weekend, I went with a pack of my mates to Augusta, NJ, for the New Jersey State Fair. It's a cornucopia of crazed people and delectable delights like deep fried Oreos and lime fizz. What can you see at the fair: mechanical bulls, beer tents, chainsaw sculpture demonstrations, bulls and cows and other farm animals, the largest swine in the county (no Wilbur), demolition derbies, army tanks, John Deere mowers, slutty eight-year-olds, Queen of the Fair, and a drunken guy yelling at the carnie because he spent $35 playing darts and couldn't win a prize for his crying blonde daughter (who just wept "stop it!" while he went on his rampage) making death threats and swearing like a sailor. Ah, the sweet sounds of the country. Below, some pictures of our adventure. (click on any to enlarge)

  

  

Our next adventure into rural America: women's mud wrestling.